See why I love my friend Sandra? She sends emails like this:
Dear Mormon Mother,
Please continue confessing in your blog. It's been a long time...11 days to be exact...since we've last heard from you. No details on the wonderful trip to California. No funny julianaisms to get us through the day. No sighs of relief that we don't have three year old twins ourselves. Nothing. What's going on? You use to be so faithful. Now, it's like we've been cast aside for far more interesting endeavors. What could be better than us?
Your faithful blog readers